Seeing as there hasn't been much footie on recently (ahem ...ok there was the Barca-Inter Milan diversion...) here's a little Superhero whimsy to pass the time between kicks.
Legendary USSR goalkeeper Lev Yashin may have been dubbed the Black Spider for his preternatural ability to fly and spin through the air but this guy is taking the arachnid metaphor to its nutty nadir:
He must have had too much Mary-Jane in the prematch build up: